It Seemed Like a Good Idea . . . : Canadian Feats, Facts and Flubs
It Seemed Like a Good Idea . . . : Canadian Feats, Facts and Flubs
Cheap Slates
Though people complain about them, taxes pay for things like health care, education and highways. These days lawyers and accountants look for fancy ways to help clients pay less in taxes. In the early 1800s, folks took a more direct approach. Childless settlers in Upper Canada were known to burn down the area schoolhouse to avoid paying the education tax. (From “Canadians vs. Money (Big Wins, Bigger Losers)”, p. 46.)
Show Boat
Canada’s first pro-sports superstar was rower Ned Hanlan, who pretty much owned the sport worldwide from 1877 to 1884. At the time, rowing was hugely popular, with a lot of money bet on races. Hanlan had a spunky “little guy” image, in a sport filled with beefy, shirt-busting bruisers. How did he do it? Hanlan put together his own racing shells with a (then) new kind of rolling seat that slid back when you pulled on the oars, channelling extra strength from your legs. The big men he raced mostly stuck (literally) to their old, fixed seats and relied on their massive
arms and shoulders. Ned Hanlan’s career record went down as 344 wins to 6 losses. How un-Canadian. (From “Canadians vs. Everybody (How We Fight; Hint; It’s Cute)”, p. 128.)
Up Toe No Good
For a truly unique Canadian drink, visit the Downtown Hotel in Dawson City, Yukon. The house specialty is the Sourtoe Cocktail: one part drink of your choice, one part preserved human toe. The only rule: “You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow, but your lips must touch the toe.” (From “Canadians vs. Food (We Double-dog Dare You to Eat This), p. 144.)
Father and son Ted and Will Staunton have assembled a truly amazing and entertaining collection of, as the subtitle says, “Canadian Feats, Facts and Flubs”, or, as most people would call it, trivia. The family duo organize their collection of fresh miscellaneous historical and contemporary facts into nine sections, with the title of each beginning with the words “Canadians vs. ...” which, in turn, are then completed by “Vast”, Common Sense”, “Money”, “Language”, “Nature”, “The Law”, “Rude”, “Everybody” and “Food”. To clarify the section titles’ meanings, the authors have added a bracketed subtitle to each. For example, “(The Good, the Bad and the Ugly in Ideas)” is appended to “Canadians vs. Common Sense” and “(Um, No, You Can’t Do That)” to “Canadians vs. the Law”. The authors take a tongue-in-cheek approach to their subject matter, and a running joke throughout is Canadians’ reputation for being “polite”.
Though there are many Canadian trivia books available, what sets It Seemed Like a Good Idea . . . apart from the others is its attention-grabbing visual design. The book is simply full of eye-catching colour, beginning with the headings for each entry and the changing coloured backgrounds which are overlaid with scads of photos and other illustrations that are used to visually represent and extend the book’s contents. Text and illustrations are spread across facing pages, but sometimes the entire spread is taken up by a single colour photo. Among the most impactful of such spreads are the photos of: the world’s largest snow maze located in Saint Adolph, Manitoba; the tubing snow hill created on the main street of Bracebridge, Ontario, for its annual Fire and Ice Festival; and the six meter wide “no-touching-zone” that has been cut through a forest to visually mark the Canada-US border.
To further engage readers, the authors included nine quizzes comprised of a mix of true/false questions and matching challenges. “Going for Gold”, which related to the 1890s Klondike Gold Rush and crossing the Chilkoot Pass, would be an example of the former. Provided with five possible means to cross the Pass, readers are asked, “Can you guess which of the following we made up and which were truly suggested?” In one of the matching challenge titles, “See to See”, Can you match these BIG THINGS to the province or territory they come from?”, the authors identified the names of 13 big things, like a “Staggering statue of a spud” or an “Enormous Elvis-impersonator festival” and then asked readers to connect each of the items to one of the listed provinces and territories. An answer key is provided at the end of the book.
It Seemed Like a Good Idea . . . : Canadian Feats, Facts and Flubs will be a sure-fire hit with trivia fans and reluctant readers. Though the publisher’s age recommendation is Ages
8-12, because of the book’s design, it would not be out of place in high schools or adult collections. Because the authors conclude the book with an “Until Next Time!” section, it appears that their well of Canadian trivia has not run dry.
Dave Jenkinson, CM’s editor, lives in Winnipeg, Manitoba.