On Thin Ice
On Thin Ice
The evil scientist took a long gulp and let out a contented sigh. In truth it tasted like eating farts, but Crosscheck was convinced it made him smarter.
“So, you’re probably wondering about my new plan.”
Ron wasn’t, actually, but knew it didn’t matter.
“I’ve examined the gang’s video a hundred times and it confirms what I suspected.”
“And that is?”
“They can be split up and defeated.” Crosscheck began tapping his fingers together excitedly. “If my theory is right, and …” He looked at Ron.
Fine, Ron thought, I’ll bite. “And they always are…”
“The tiny one is the key.”
Ron scratched his head. “But he’s the weakest.”
Crosscheck lowered his head and looked at Ron like he was a little child. “Au contraire.”
Ron was skeptical. “If you say so.”
“I do. Which means you do too.”
“Fine. So, what do we do now?” Ron asked.
“We kidnap him.”
“What?” Ron was worried he’d asked one too many questions.
“The wheels are in motion.” As if on cue, there was a loud ring on Crosscheck’s watch. He answered it and leaned back farther in his chair.
“Ah. Billy Crudbucket. Just the person I wanted to speak to.”
On Thin Ice is the second instalment in Kevin Sylvester’s new series, “Hockey Super Six”, with the first being The Puck Drops Here. In On Thin Ice, readers meet up with Benny, Jenny, Karl, Starlight, DJ, and Mo as they once again face off (hockey pun most definitely intended--- this book is full of them!) against the evil Dr. Crosscheck. After Crosscheck replaces the members of the political Opposition with robots and sneaks through a new law that allows the transfer of power between political parties to be determined by the results of a hockey game, it’s up to the Super Six to stop him from overtaking the entire Canadian government and turning all the schools into workshops.
The task proves more difficult than they thought as Crosscheck has a number of tricks up the sleeve of his lab coat: kidnapping, booby traps, and mind-control devices, to name a few. When the game goes poorly, things only get worse as Crosscheck tries to keep his governmental control but instead learns some valuable lessons: don’t trust robots, for one, and don’t treat people poorly (particularly those who work for you and know your secrets). When former Prime Minister Patinage requests a do-over of the hockey game, Crosscheck also learns not to underestimate the Super Six.
On Thin Ice is just as wacky, silly, and action-packed as the first book, with double the amount of puns (and a little bonus bathroom humour; “eating farts” may even have elicited a giggle from the most mature of readers). This time, in addition to the hockey gags that seem to run through the series, readers are also treated to a variety of robot jokes—leader of the Opposition Rob Ott and new principal Mr. Otto Matton, for example. The recurring characters in the series are developing nicely as the story unfolds, the illustrations are again numerous without being intrusive, and the plot is entertaining. Once again, the book has an ending left wide open for another instalment; readers of the first two books will be eagerly awaiting the third.
Allison Giggey, a teacher-librarian at an intermediate school in Prince Edward Island, appreciates a good pun every now and then.